- congratulations on your first tinder date
- congratulations on your first period
- congratulations on losing your virginity
- get well soon, we're sick of fucking hearing about it
- how are those cold sweats holding up (menopause)
- first fanny fart
- you farted in your sleep last night
- you've got too comfortable
- you've mastered the art of not getting a camel toe anymore
- you've lost your arse
- you forgot to wipe your web history *pornhub - dwarf porn*
- first anal experience
- you're as awkward as watching porn with your parents
- first dogging experience
- you're too old to be in the club
- you always have sweat patches
- you eat really loud
- your laugh is horrendous
- you really shouldn't wear leggings
- no one cares about your Facebook posts
- you look nothing like your insta pics
- first public boner
- your relationship photos knock everyone sick
- stop the PDA no one cares
- you have no idea what you're doing with your life
- you're a failure
- i hate all of the christmas presents you got me
- well done crashing your car you bell end
- heard you couldn't get it up, that must have been hard..
Designs
Lost ass
Off the rails
Armpit
Another idea is to do fake occasions then inside it read 'oh wait, wrong occasion… happy birthday then'
that way they will sell no matter what rather than waiting for someone with hairy pits to buy it or someone with a criminal record etc
i.e congrats on your different raced baby/miracle baby
inside.. oh wait? wrong occasion.. happy birthday then?!
Black baby
Could be like congratulations on your miracle black baby
Congratulations on sleeping with most of your family members
Cards you don't expect….
First anal
Celeb themed
You're as socially awkward as…
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