EOYS- Hateful cards

• thanks for fucking me over
• thanks for texting that slag
• thanks for the chlymidia
• you don't look like your tinder pics
• thanks for sleeping with my mate
• congratulations on being the worlds biggest dick
• sorry to hear you have a little willy
• sorry to hear you're shit in bed
• get better soon, i know you're not ill, but you're shit in bed, I want you to get better... like soon
• i hate you more than donald trump
• what do you call a woman with no asshole? divorced
• it's not me its you
• its not you it's... no yeah its definitely you actually
• when life gives me lemons, i'm gonna lob them at your fucking face
• you're about as frigid as lurpak spreadable
• sorry for your loss of inches on your dick
• you talk so much shit i don't know whether to offer you a tic tac or toilet paper
• id rather go to a glory hole with a homeless man than be your girlfriend anymore
• p.s i hate you